1 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,112 What is he doing? 2 00:00:10,113 --> 00:00:12,011 It looks like he's working. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,943 That is what it looks like. 4 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,669 His parents will want a picture, right? 5 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,050 Yeah. 6 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,603 All right, you can stop it. 7 00:00:18,604 --> 00:00:21,813 I'm supervising the renovations on my club. I'm not a circus freak. 8 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,298 No, circus freaks don't default 9 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,093 on their student loans. Hey! 10 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:27,336 When something changes with your friends, 11 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:29,994 it's like dropping a pebble in some water. 12 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:32,962 It seems like nothing, but there's a ripple effect. 13 00:00:32,963 --> 00:00:34,654 Hey, guys. Hey. 14 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,345 Hey, Bobby. Hey. 15 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:38,348 Hey. Notice anything? 16 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,385 Oh, yeah. You guys shaved your mustaches. 17 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:44,698 Mmm-hmm. You look so much young-ish. 18 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:47,632 Mike, did you not get the memo? 19 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:50,325 Yeah. I don't have to do the same thing as those guys. 20 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:51,395 Since when? 21 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:52,672 This 'stache has changed my life. 22 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:54,329 My mechanic takes me more seriously. 23 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:57,125 The guy at the newsstand tells me stories about Nam. 24 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:59,023 Remember how we always wondered 25 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:01,577 what kind of girl would enter a wet T-shirt contest? I met them. 26 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:03,579 Wow, I always thought that was a myth, you know, 27 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,443 like scholar-athletes or unicorns. 28 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:07,169 No, they are very real. 29 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,275 I saw it. Where were you guys, anyway? 30 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:10,793 I was at Stephanie's. 31 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:14,763 We got caught up in this amazing documentary about this plague 32 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:17,110 that killed, like, literally millions... 33 00:01:19,562 --> 00:01:20,976 Where were you? 34 00:01:20,977 --> 00:01:24,013 Oh. Uh, my buddy is a video artist. 35 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:25,843 He had an opening last night. 36 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:28,846 Dude, we have got to get you laid. 37 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:31,883 Actually, I met this girl at the wet T-shirt contest last night 38 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,333 that I think you might like. 39 00:01:33,334 --> 00:01:36,198 Uh, she's in college, so you know she's smart. 40 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:37,958 That's okay. Yeah, dude, go easy on him. 41 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,029 All right? I mean, he was going to get married a month ago. 42 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:43,205 That's forever. That's, like, 30 days. 43 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,932 Look, the best way to get over an emotional tragedy 44 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:48,314 is with quick, meaningless, 45 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:49,522 potentially embarrassing sex. 46 00:01:49,523 --> 00:01:51,696 Yeah, that's a great idea. 47 00:01:51,697 --> 00:01:54,354 Why don't you just jump into bed with the first woman you come across? 48 00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:56,460 Fine. Fine. If it'll make everybody happy. 49 00:01:57,531 --> 00:01:59,808 Oh, man. I gotta go. 50 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:02,259 Looks like the Cubs are honing in on a new free agent. 51 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:03,743 What? Why haven't I heard about it? 52 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,020 See you guys. 53 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:06,159 Later. 54 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:12,510 Oh. Wow. The Cubs are honing in on a new free agent. I gotta go. 55 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:14,167 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 56 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,514 What about letting the, uh, weasel run wild? 57 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:17,826 That was hard to say. 58 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,691 Sorry, guys. Work first. 59 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,486 Don't I know it. 60 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:24,902 I've got to turn these blueprints in tomorrow to the hard-hat man. 61 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:26,835 Is that his official title? 62 00:02:26,836 --> 00:02:28,561 Bet you wish you'd kept that 'stache now, huh? 63 00:02:28,562 --> 00:02:29,839 No. 64 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:33,324 Of course, dating Bobby isn't a pebble. 65 00:02:33,325 --> 00:02:35,844 It's more like throwing a Buick into a pond. 66 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:37,294 Nice. Don't you think? 67 00:02:37,295 --> 00:02:38,468 Yeah. 68 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,058 Oh, and, hey, you're not concerned 69 00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:46,855 because I jumped into bed with the first person I came across, right? 70 00:02:46,856 --> 00:02:48,650 See, that is why I'm with you. 71 00:02:48,651 --> 00:02:52,481 You are the only one in there who heard a word that I said. 72 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:53,758 What? 73 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,380 Oh, my God! Hey. 74 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:32,590 You're up so... In the morning. 75 00:03:32,591 --> 00:03:36,560 Tell me about it. I gotta go meet the electricians at 8:00. 76 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:39,804 Hey, wait a second. Why are you up so early? 77 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,530 I went to the gym. 78 00:03:41,531 --> 00:03:43,256 But you're not whining. 79 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:47,191 I mean, aren't those the same clothes you were wearing yesterday? 80 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:49,952 You said it. I am not a gym girl. 81 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:51,816 I just kind of grabbed whatever was on my bed. 82 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,473 Hey, did you know that those utility workers 83 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:55,544 are notorious for being on time? 84 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:56,718 Really? Mmm. 85 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,409 Shoot. All right, I gotta go. Um... 86 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:01,378 Do you think Starbucks is even gonna be open this early? 87 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:03,034 It's possible. 88 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:06,625 Skedaddle. 89 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:18,705 Shave that mustache. You're ruining '70s porn for me. 90 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:21,087 What are you talking about? I went to the hardware store this morning. 91 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:23,331 It was the first time no one asked if I was in a play. 92 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:24,711 Why did you go to the hardware store? 93 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:26,610 I went to see the monkey. Oh. How is he? 94 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:28,439 So cute. They had him in jeans today. 95 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,441 Ah. Andy! You joining us? 96 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:31,649 Andy! 97 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,169 Can't stay long. It's my night to cook. 98 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:35,619 Nice. What are you making? 99 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:39,105 The 17 and the 22. Picking it up next door. 100 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,555 What's with the flowers? 101 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:42,798 Well, Meredith just had the baby and she's being run ragged, 102 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:45,525 so I'm making an effort to be the ultimate husband. 103 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:48,321 You know, make her feel special, pick up some of the slack. 104 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,460 I don't get it. 105 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,428 Well, if she's the ultimate wife, 106 00:04:51,429 --> 00:04:53,050 I'll get a night off. Huh? 107 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:55,880 Oh, that's why they grow flowers. 108 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:57,088 What's up, fellas? 109 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,193 Hey. 110 00:04:58,194 --> 00:05:00,920 So, I think P.J. is seeing somebody. 111 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:02,578 Ooh! 112 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,787 Really? Why? 113 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,513 Well, I've been keeping kind of a crazy schedule lately. 114 00:05:07,514 --> 00:05:09,618 Like someone with a job? 115 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:14,623 Exactly. And, uh, I'm pretty sure that I caught her sneaking home this morning. 116 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,177 Ooh! 117 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:21,354 I mean, would it really be so terrible if P.J. had a boyfriend? 118 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,563 Oh, well, look, dude, if she's hiding this guy, 119 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:26,117 then he's obviously a total tool and she's ashamed of him, 120 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:29,362 or he's completely awesome and she's ashamed of us. 121 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,400 So, I mean, either way, I'm offended. 122 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:36,300 I don't know, Brendan. P.J.'s never been able to hide douchey guys from us before. 123 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,922 Andy, she hasn't mentioned anything 124 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:39,648 about dating someone, has she? 125 00:05:39,649 --> 00:05:41,616 I think she's still dating the plant guy. 126 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:44,481 The botanist? Dude, that was two years ago. 127 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:48,519 Yeah? I might be a little out of the loop. I'm okay with that. 128 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,970 Yeah, well, something is definitely going on. 129 00:05:50,971 --> 00:05:52,765 She has been smelling even better. 130 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:56,251 She's changed her scent just the slightest bit. 131 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:58,357 What, are you planning to track her? 132 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,600 And you know what? She did buy a fresh pack of those Venus razors. 133 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:02,740 Dude, you are so lucky to live with a woman. 134 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:04,777 Oh, dude, it's like shaving with honey. 135 00:06:04,778 --> 00:06:06,088 Mmm. 136 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:09,298 Hey, I don't know if you guys have noticed this, too, 137 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:11,611 but P.J.'s kind of been glowing lately. 138 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:16,754 You know, her eyes are shining, and she's laughing a lot, 139 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:20,620 and it's like she's smiling all the time. 140 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:22,035 Nah. I haven't seen anything like that. 141 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:24,486 Look, look, look, my time is limited. 142 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:27,627 I don't want to talk about my sister's love life. 143 00:06:27,628 --> 00:06:30,906 Let's make the switch to sports or reality TV. 144 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:35,186 When did the tide turn on those plastic surgery shows, hmm? 145 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:39,260 All right, this guessing game is ridiculous. You know who we should ask. 146 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:44,437 No way. P.J. isn't seeing anyone. She would have told me. 147 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,267 Yeah, but, I mean... Uh-uh! 148 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:49,408 Is this heaven? 149 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,202 P.J. doesn't keep secrets from me. 150 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,102 Okay? I mean, there was someone, 151 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,725 but we both agreed that that was totally over. 152 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:59,797 And believe me, I would be happy if she found someone new. 153 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,558 How do you have men over? 154 00:07:01,559 --> 00:07:03,387 That's not a problem for this one. 155 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:05,389 Yeah, but I mean the evidence is really conclusive. 156 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,770 I mean, she's using a curling iron. 157 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,323 She wore her one dry-clean-only shirt. 158 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:09,497 She got a manicure. 159 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,050 She did? She did? 160 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:13,052 Yeah. You didn't notice when she was here the other night? 161 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:15,537 P.J. hasn't been here for weeks. 162 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:16,676 Huh! 163 00:07:16,677 --> 00:07:19,334 Oh, my God. You know what this means? 164 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,923 That you haven't met him, because he's even worse than us? 165 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:25,444 It means she's seeing someone and she didn't even tell me! 166 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,205 That little tart! 167 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,276 Well, we will keep our eyes peeled 168 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:32,312 and let you know what we find out. 169 00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:34,107 God, why wouldn't she tell me? 170 00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:35,971 Let's go. Let's go. What? 171 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:38,180 We gotta go. I broke a ballpoint pen in my back pocket. 172 00:07:38,181 --> 00:07:39,665 Thank you for the visit! 173 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:40,769 Yeah, bye, Steph. Bye, Steph. 174 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:41,943 Bye. 175 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:43,601 Hey, put your shoes on in the hall. 176 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,329 Who do they think I'm dating? 177 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,608 They have no idea, but they do not like him. 178 00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:52,988 What did you tell them? 179 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,300 I don't know. What should I tell them? 180 00:07:54,301 --> 00:07:58,581 I don't know. I mean, are we? 181 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,894 Are we what? 182 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:03,378 Are we dating? 183 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,725 I don't know. Are we? 184 00:08:05,726 --> 00:08:09,660 I don't know. I mean, we're definitely seeing each other. 185 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:14,320 Definitely. Definitely. And we're not just hooking up. 186 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:16,529 No. Not just. 187 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,463 So, then, yeah. 188 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:22,640 I would say we are dating. 189 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:25,884 Yeah? Yeah. 190 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:30,267 So, I should tell the guys... 191 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:31,855 No. No. No. 192 00:08:31,856 --> 00:08:33,166 Why not? 193 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,789 They're like a school of piranhas. Right? 194 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,792 No, they will take the baby deer that is our relationship 195 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,690 and they will tear it to bits. 196 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:41,312 What is a baby deer doing in the Amazon? 197 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,935 It lost its way? 198 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:44,592 Okay. 199 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:47,560 See, the point is that they will just tease us mercilessly. 200 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,113 Come on, they're not that bad. 201 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:51,840 Brendan? He finally gets his dream job, right? 202 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:54,705 And they treat him like he showed up to class in his underpants. 203 00:08:54,706 --> 00:08:57,018 Okay, that is true. But, to be honest with you, 204 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:59,607 watching Brendo pore over blueprints 205 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:03,956 is like watching a bear try to fold a map. 206 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:05,027 It... 207 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:06,717 Wow! I'm doing it, too! 208 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:07,856 You see? 209 00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:09,202 What have they done to me? 210 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,928 I don't know. 211 00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:12,827 You used to be so nice. 212 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:17,936 Man, it's like I want to support Brendan, I just don't remember how. 213 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,111 And they will be relentless. 214 00:09:21,112 --> 00:09:23,596 I mean, they will mock us until we break up 215 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,081 and then they will mock us for that. 216 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:28,221 You're right. You're absolutely right. 217 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:31,811 But they know you're dating somebody, so how do we handle that? 218 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,848 Well, they don't really have the longest attention span. 219 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,228 I mean, I'm sure right now they're wondering 220 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:38,059 who would win in a fight, a badger or a raccoon. 221 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:41,856 Which is ridiculous, because obviously it would be a badger. 222 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:45,170 And why are there so many animals in this conversation? 223 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,452 Get in. We're going on a stakeout. 224 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:56,042 That's your walkie. Your code name, Little Bear. 225 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,113 Let's go. 226 00:10:05,018 --> 00:10:07,364 Can you see her? 227 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,919 Yep, she's sitting down with Stephanie now. 228 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,232 You guys really think this is such a good idea? 229 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,890 We discussed this. They would spot us if we went in there. 230 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:20,273 Right. Right. And, Andy, you're sure there's not something else 231 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:22,275 you would rather be doing for your big night out? 232 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,589 Dude, I don't care what we're doing. I got no responsibilities. 233 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:28,937 I am a free man until midnight. 234 00:10:28,938 --> 00:10:31,043 I feel like Cinderella at the ball, 235 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:33,909 which we can watch later if you get bored. 236 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,395 Hey, guys. Guess what? 237 00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:40,155 This other guy with a mustache across the street 238 00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:41,881 just nodded at me. 239 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:44,504 I think it's another cop on another stakeout. 240 00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:49,302 Uh... Mike, he's not another cop. You are not a cop. 241 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,304 The number of cops on this street is one. 242 00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,893 Was your new cop buddy impressed when you tried to get in the wrong van 243 00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,481 because you can't see because it's night? 244 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,897 It's called securing the area. 245 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,693 The other cop would have understood. 246 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,530 Cheers! 247 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,706 Mmm. 248 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,639 It's so great to have girlfriend time, right? 249 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,951 Mmm-hmm. 250 00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:20,782 Talk about clothes, gossip, boys. 251 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:21,852 Mmm-hmm. 252 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,578 Speaking of boys... 253 00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,235 Are you seeing someone? 254 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,444 You little tart. 255 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,964 Aren't you priceless. 256 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,241 What are they doing? 257 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:32,588 They're talking now. 258 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,141 Well, what are they saying? 259 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:39,215 Well, I'm not a lip reader, but I think they just ordered salads. 260 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,839 Because now they have salads. 261 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,463 Salads. Women love salads. 262 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,498 Anyone want to order a pizza? 263 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,431 Yeah, get pepperoni. 264 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:52,676 Or, ooh, we could go to a restaurant and get a pizza. 265 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,748 Please, okay? We are on a stakeout. Let's focus. 266 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,887 Oh! 267 00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:58,786 I bet you I know who it is. Who what is? 268 00:11:58,787 --> 00:11:59,856 The guy that P.J.'s dating. 269 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,202 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, right. 270 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,893 I bet you it's the guy with the Porsche. 271 00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:06,517 You know, the guy that does the, uh, the stuff to the sick kids. 272 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,486 I'm going to assume you mean heal them and not throw them on spits. 273 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,315 Yeah, you were kind of busy, 274 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,661 but they were pretty hot and heavy right before your wedding. 275 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:14,353 They were? Mmm-hmm. 276 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:17,011 Nah, nah, nah, nah. My money's on the guy from the Sun-Times. 277 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,564 You know, the one that writes the food column. 278 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,255 What guy? You know that guy. 279 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,498 They go to lunch all the time. 280 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:22,982 I've never heard of this guy. 281 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:25,467 Oh! I bet you it's the triathlete guy from the gym. 282 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:26,814 How many guys are there? 283 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,888 Oh, crap. Dude, I gotta go. 284 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,648 One of the workmen down at the club just burst a pipe. 285 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:34,856 They expect me to do something about it. 286 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,030 Aren't you in charge? 287 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:37,686 Yeah. How the hell did that happen? 288 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,343 Whoa, hold on there, chief. 289 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,863 You can't go anywhere. You live with her. You're our inside man. 290 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:43,451 Dude, I need to fix this. 291 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,108 There are those that didn't think we needed the fog machine 292 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,973 in the first place. 293 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,667 I don't believe this. He is not taking this seriously. 294 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:56,913 Yep, two pizzas. We're parked on the corner in the minivan. 295 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,606 Yeah. Yeah. 296 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,676 Uh... 297 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,885 Anybody remember what my license plate number is? 298 00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,611 MZT 524. 299 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,130 MZT 254. 300 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,994 524. 524. 301 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:14,585 Look, it's just four guys in a gray minivan across from the grade school. 302 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,348 It's Bobby? That's fantastic! 303 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,763 I know. 304 00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,765 It's actually really great. 305 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:26,045 I tell you, when you didn't tell me, I expected the worst. 306 00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,115 What's the worst? 307 00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:29,738 Any of the other guys. 308 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,499 Well, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 309 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,883 It's just, I wanted to wait until I knew what it was first, you know. 310 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,195 Oh, and also the last time we talked about dating Bobby, 311 00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,266 you called me crazy and told me not to. 312 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:46,446 Well, I'm glad you didn't take my advice. Don't do it again. 313 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:54,108 Is it wrong that I find Drizella kind of hot? 314 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,041 Is Drizella the witch? 315 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,906 There's no witch in Cinderella. 316 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,183 There's not a witch? 317 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,426 Guys, can we go back to this boyfriend thing for a second? 318 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:06,258 How does P.J. have the time to meet all these guys? 319 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,605 What is Stephanie doing? 320 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:13,955 Dude, this is taking way too long. 321 00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:18,339 We should have answers by now. Oh! This is my fault. 322 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:21,204 I blame myself for sending someone in without the proper training. 323 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:24,310 You're not trained. 324 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:28,038 Peej, of course I am happy for you. I would never judge you. 325 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,108 Okay. 326 00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,627 Honey, I'm a grown-up. 327 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:33,043 I'm not like those idiot guys. 328 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:37,323 Jackal. Come in, Jackal. Come in, Jackal. 329 00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,118 What was that? 330 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:42,329 I should probably tell you, you have a tail. 331 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,989 We've been made! Go! Go! Go! 332 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:50,923 The Jackal? 333 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,097 It's my code name. 334 00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,374 I asked for Lady Danger. 335 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,823 Wait, what is going on? 336 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,895 They want to know who you're dating. 337 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,655 And now I have to tell them something, right? 338 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:02,141 So, how about I tell them that you're dating a hot dentist? 339 00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,868 No. I don't want to date a dentist. 340 00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,352 How about, like, a law professor? 341 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,147 No. How about a fireman? 342 00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,529 No. Couldn't handle the weird hours. 343 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,496 Maybe this is your problem. 344 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,982 You're even picky about the fake people you're not really dating. 345 00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:17,260 All right. All right. I'm going to tell them the truth. 346 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:19,988 I gotta nip this in the bud before it gets even more ridiculous. 347 00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:28,996 I understand the pediatrician and even the guy from the Sun-Times, 348 00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:32,103 but really? Jeremy Piven? 349 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,526 Bobby, what are you doing here? 350 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,943 I'm the new inside man, which is ironic. 351 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,048 But stop dodging the question. 352 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,706 Bobby, you know who I'm dating. 353 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:54,367 Okay? Think about it. Is it Jeremy Piven? 354 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:05,377 Wow. Wow. I don't know what happened to me. 355 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:10,278 They just... They trapped me in that van. And they get me so worked up. 356 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,211 Oh, I understand, honey. 357 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,902 Mike thinks he's a cop. 358 00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,077 How would I even know Jeremy Piven? 359 00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:19,081 I don't know. That van smells like feet. 360 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,155 She was kind of a witch. 361 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:26,363 She was a person. 362 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:29,608 She was a stepmother. She wasn't a witch. 363 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,404 I think these are knock-offs. Gibbidi-Gobbidi-Goo? 364 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,785 I got the whole catalogue for four bucks. 365 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,787 Savannah will never know the difference. Oh. 366 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,375 Then you don't mind Savannah growing up believing 367 00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:41,309 there was only a handful of Dalmatians. 368 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,690 Why not? 369 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,726 Hey. Hey. 370 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:48,454 Where the hell were you guys? I pulled a Mike and got in the wrong van. 371 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,318 I almost got shot by a church group. 372 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,148 It's devolved into chaos. 373 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:56,255 Bobby. Come in, Bobby. Little Bear, are you there? 374 00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:59,777 He's not responding. Dude, I'm starting to get worried. 375 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,159 What if P.J.'s boyfriend found Bobby 376 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,609 and things are starting to go down? 377 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,059 Why would you think that? 378 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,854 Sometimes you gotta trust instinct over training. 379 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,304 You're not trained. 380 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,136 This is my fault. No. 381 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,345 Yes. Apparently, there was a flaw in my plan 382 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,589 of living a life of lies and deceit. 383 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:22,523 It seemed airtight to me. 384 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:27,114 It's just, we have this relationship 385 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,978 and we have a friendship that I don't want to get screwed up, you know? 386 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:34,052 I know. I know. But we gotta live in the world, you know? 387 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,985 I know. No, we should tell them. 388 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,918 And, I mean, I'm sure I blew it out of proportion, right? 389 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,232 I mean, they're grown men. 390 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:45,373 Where is he? Oh, good. You're safe. 391 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:48,169 I mean, hey, Bobby. What are you doing here? 392 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,137 This is a weird coincidence, huh? 393 00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:53,588 Wow. Three flights of stairs, you couldn't come up with a better cover than that? 394 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:56,108 Hey, Serpico, why don't you tell the other idiots to come in. 395 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,524 Look, I don't know what you're talking about with the... 396 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,495 Big Bear, Rabbit. Big Bear, Rabbit. Come in. 397 00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:06,877 This is Rabbit. This is Rabbit. 398 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:12,504 Hey, P.J., I was just walking by the building and I thought I smelled gas. 399 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:16,266 See? That's a cover. It's not a good cover, but it's a cover. 400 00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,750 I live here. 401 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:20,960 And I am shockingly and appallingly sober for my big night out. 402 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:24,310 All right, you guys. Just come in here and sit down. 403 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:32,489 So, Bobby and I are... 404 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,663 Yes. 405 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,699 The deal is we... 406 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,184 You're going to tell them? 407 00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,564 Did you want to tell them? 408 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,014 Well, it's just that they're my friends, so... 409 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:41,809 Well, I'd like to think that they're my friends, too. 410 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,328 No, I mean, they're totally your friends. 411 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:45,399 I just thought, I don't know. It's kind of different. 412 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,503 Why is it different? 413 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:47,884 God, you guys sound like my parents. 414 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,472 Yeah, why don't you two go get married? 415 00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,060 I'm not getting married. 416 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,510 Like, ever? 417 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,478 Well, I mean, just not for, like, a long time. 418 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,859 Right, but I mean, someday you want to... 419 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,828 Bobby and I are dating! 420 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:02,968 Bobby who? 421 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,072 What do you mean, "Bobby who?" This Bobby. 422 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:05,729 Yeah? 423 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,975 Yeah. So, that's what we're doing and now you know. 424 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,943 Huh! What do you mean by dating? 425 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,636 Like, you guys get dressed up and you go out dancing and stuff? 426 00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,501 No. Not really. 427 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,191 But we could. 428 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,675 Did you want to? 429 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,850 Okay. 430 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,921 Uh... Mmm. 431 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,474 Uh, so, are you two... 432 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,167 And there it is. 433 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,099 I don't know what else to call it. 434 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:38,245 I would say that P.J. and I are doing the things that dating people usually do. 435 00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:41,075 Except for dressing up for dinner and going dancing, 436 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:43,733 which I think went out in the '50s. 437 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,667 So, after we leave, you're gonna... 438 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:52,673 Not at this rate. 439 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:55,020 Well, I think it's great. You're keeping it in the family. 440 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,091 Yeah. Congratulations. 441 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:59,957 Yeah, I mean, finally, right? I mean... 442 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,548 All right, you can ask one question. 443 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:06,652 When did it start? 444 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,722 Does P.J. put out on the first date? 445 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,484 Are her feet soft? 446 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:14,142 We didn't say we would answer the questions. 447 00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:18,285 Hey, Andy, did you hear? It's Bobby. He's the one. They're dating. 448 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:22,703 Remember? Here's the loop, here's Andy. 449 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:27,984 It's better that way. So, are we going to play poker or what? 450 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,054 Let's do it, huh? 451 00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,642 Yeah, cool! 452 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:32,333 Although it is kind of late. Yeah. 453 00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,508 Yeah, and I'm only a princess till midnight. 454 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,062 Yeah, and some of us have to work tomorrow. 455 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:41,239 We all have to work tomorrow. So maybe we'll just play one tournament. 456 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,656 All right, wait a minute, so you guys did stuff at night 457 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,658 and then got up in the morning this whole time? 458 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,453 Yes. That's how it works. 459 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,903 We also have to work to get money. 460 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,802 All right, start passing out the chips. 461 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,563 See? Eventually, the ripples go away. 462 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:59,119 And everything returns to normal. Until the next pebble.